In the course of one day I've gone from wanting to be a animator, to a teacher, to a mercenary, and back full swing to a writer.

Maybe it would help if I could be accepted into a college, at least first.

...

I'm in so much pain right now it's horrific.

[ work - closing ]

ME:  Oh, candy!
CHER:  Mmm, candy.
ME:  I think I want a lollipop.
LEEN:  Oh, she wants a lollipop.
EVERYONE:  [cue laughter]
ME:  ... wow.

I heart Leen.  She works in woman's and reads the Twilight series.

Which, in case anyone didn't know, makes her bad ass.